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Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss test
So this dude gave me a beautiful nug a while back and it makes me salivate everytime I take it out of the freezer and look at it. Problem is, I haven't smoked since the night of the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight (6 or 7 weeks yo).
I need to take a piss test before the 1st. But I've been drinking since noon and I'm almost out of beer. I need to walk up to the store and reload. And walking up there stoned sounds fun yo. Plus there is a Taco Bell between my place and teh store. Brag: Killer bud waiting to be blazed Beat: Smoking it will cause me to go through a bunch of piss-masking shenanigans Variance: Started drinking at 1:30 pm Eastern Time at an Italian restaurant Play? |
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test
ship ittt |
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
1) Pee to a bag before smoking
2) Smuggle the bag to the test 3) Profit |
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
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smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test ship ittt [/ QUOTE ] I'm beginning too see why you are well-regarded in both OOT and BBV4life. One beer to go before decision time. |
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
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1) Pee to a bag before smoking 2) Smuggle the bag to the test 3) Profit [/ QUOTE ] How long can I keep it in the 'fridge? What is the best way to get the temp right pre-drop? Should I show up at the Med Center loaded, so as to explain the insanely high alcohol content? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] |
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
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[ QUOTE ] smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test ship ittt [/ QUOTE ] I'm beginning too see why you are well-regarded in both OOT and BBV4life. One beer to go before decision time. [/ QUOTE ] I can personally attest to certo, I smoked the day before my piss test, filled up a pitcher with certo (after some random internet person gave me the same advice) drank it, pissed once before the test then went, I passed with flying colors. It works man. |
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
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So this dude gave me a beautiful nug a while back and it makes me salivate everytime I take it out of the freezer and look at it. Problem is, I haven't smoked since the night of the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight (6 or 7 weeks yo). I need to take a piss test before the 1st. But I've been drinking since noon and I'm almost out of beer. I need to walk up to the store and reload. And walking up there stoned sounds fun yo. Plus there is a Taco Bell between my place and teh store. Play? [/ QUOTE ] Dude. Don't do it. I haven't smoked since April 23rd because I had to take a piss test. I took the test last Wednesday and I STILL don't know my results. The lab wont give them to me. They said they sent them to the job I'm trying to get on the 14th and I STILL haven't heard anything. The job gave me a start date of July 16th (before I took the test) and I'm really hoping they aren't planning on waiting until right before I'm supposed to start to let me know if I passed my test or not. [censored]! I also have some nice ass chronic I've just been sitting on and it's killing me not to smoke it. Plus I'd like to know if I failed so I can attempt to get hired somewhere else. Anyway. If I can do that [censored], so can you, man. Stick w/the beer to get you by. |
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
Don't so it. Doing so is exactly what gives stoners an undeserved bad name/reputation.
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
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So this dude gave me a beautiful nug a while back and it makes me salivate everytime I take it out of the freezer and look at it. Problem is, I haven't smoked since the night of the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight (6 or 7 weeks yo). I need to take a piss test before the 1st. But I've been drinking since noon and I'm almost out of beer. I need to walk up to the store and reload. And walking up there stoned sounds fun yo. Plus there is a Taco Bell between my place and teh store. Brag: Killer bud waiting to be blazed Beat: Smoking it will cause me to go through a bunch of piss-masking shenanigans Variance: Started drinking at 1:30 pm Eastern Time at an Italian restaurant Play? [/ QUOTE ] All this empty space made me think it was going to have an MSPaint. I'm left with disappointment. |
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Re: Beat: Dyin\' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss tes
There was a time when I would have told you not to sweat it, that almost two months was more than enough. However, a recently conversation with a friend who is a heavy smoker has me thinking differently.
He is at about 8 or 9% bodyfat, works out constantly and drinks a [censored] of water. Yet he still self-tested dirty after being clean for a month! |
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