BB or V Game: My cat, mouse killer

[MikeyPatriot]

This is my cat, Doc. Decide whether each statement is a brag, beat, or variance and answer the poll at the end.

1) My girlfriend and I met him on a walk in our old neighborhood. He followed us home and never left.

2) My cat has FIV, the feline version of AIDS. As a result, he cannot go outside on his own anymore and we take him out on a leash.

3) My cat looks like threadcat.

4) My cat has hunted 4 mice in the past 3 months, 2 in the past 2 days.

5) He beheaded the last of said mice.

Poll

[nubs]

i raise your mouse killing cat with my squirrel and turkey killing dog.

[holdme]

My dinosaur pretty much pwns all.

[doubLe a tom]

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i raise your mouse killing cat with my squirrel and turkey killing dog.



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lol your dog looks chinese

[Avatar of Wine]

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My dinosaur pretty much pwns all.



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Those short arms and only one leg? You ain't pwning [censored]

[Spechel EDD]

mirko cro cat is way too balla to pass up

[cwes]

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2) My cat has FIV...

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.22 ftw

[TyroneBiggumz]

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2) My cat has FIV, the feline version of AIDS. As a result, he cannot go outside on his own anymore and we take him out on a leash.

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your cat had unprotected sex???

[TyroneBiggumz]

i heard its ok as long as your cat is FIV-positive

[holdme]

HEY GUYS MY DINOSAUR JUST ATE YOUR POSTS