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Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
So I am reading over resumes to hire an intern for this summer for an engineering position and I stumble upon the following gem.
Under his listed skills, a candidate says, "Willing to learn the German to communicate with staff abroad." I am no BBV expert, but here is my thinking on the situation: Beat: "The German" is not a language Brag: He may be a member of two plus two Variance: What if we ask him to learn the Japan? |
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
Learning the japan definitely sounds like some kind of fetish, probably involving [censored] on chests.
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
I'm going to have to start listing things I'm willing to learn on my resume as well. Thanks for the tip.
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
ask him if he'd be willing to learn teh ghey.
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
please give him an interview just to ask him "so i see you're willing to learn the german?" and see how he reacts please.
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
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please give him an interview just to ask him "so i see you're willing to learn the german?" and see how he reacts please. [/ QUOTE ] omg......please do this this would be AMAZING to see the guy's response. Obv you have to provide trip report. |
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
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Learning the japan definitely sounds like some kind of fetish, probably involving [censored] on chests. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] omg......please do this this would be AMAZING to see the guy's response. Obv you have to provide trip report. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
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Learning the japan definitely sounds like some kind of fetish, probably involving [censored] on cute, petite, japanese schoolgirls chests. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
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[ QUOTE ] Learning the japan definitely sounds like some kind of fetish, probably involving [censored] on ugly, annoying, petite, japanese schoolgirls chests. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] If you really knew how the Japanese were your statement wouldn't need correcting sir. I would know... my mom brought her students home several times a year every year while I was in highschool. |
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Re: Strange Resume Skill - Beat, Brag, or Variance?
ahah what a great thread [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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