Ask Howard about Oriental Massage Parlors

[Fast Food Knight]

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The entire AIDS business is a bunch of BS as far as I'm concerned when it comes to female to male transmission in the U.S. If anybody is going to get AIDS from a woman it would be me. I've been tested multiple times and everything is fine.

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Along these lines, and I won't be offended if you don't want to answer, but have you ever gotten ANY kind of STD from these parlors?

[Howard Beale]

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The entire AIDS business is a bunch of BS as far as I'm concerned when it comes to female to male transmission in the U.S. If anybody is going to get AIDS from a woman it would be me. I've been tested multiple times and everything is fine.

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Along these lines, and I won't be offended if you don't want to answer, but have you ever gotten ANY kind of STD from these parlors?

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Not a single thing.

The only STD that I ever got was from a gf years ago who snuck off and slept with her ex and I got crabs. Anybody here ever get crabs? There I was sitting on the toilet and smoking a cigarette and I look down and my pubes are moving around. I'm thinking, WTF!?!, the window isn't open and there's no fan on so I take a close look and there they are. That caused quite a discussion between me and her.

Anyway, if you ever get crabs, don't bother with that soap and comb or whatever they sell for them at Walgreen's these days. You've got to shave it ALL off and use the soap/creams and then pick their dead carcassess off of your skin.

Sounds gross (and they are hideous little creatures) but it's better than the other STD's.

Edit to add:

Picture of Pubic Lice (you may not want to look):

[Harmonium]

Howard, By-Tor, did you ever get any really hot asian girls to toss your salad? If so how did it happen, and did she seem to like it?

[katyseagull]

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Becareful eating in Asian resterants, chances are alot of these people are in the same boat.

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Are you suggesting that the workers in my favorite Asian restaurants are indentured slaves? Is this actually true or am I misreading you?

[katyseagull]

For the love of God, did you have to share that with us? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[oddjob]

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Becareful eating in Asian resterants, chances are alot of these people are in the same boat.

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Are you suggesting that the workers in my favorite Asian restaurants are indentured slaves? Is this actually true or am I misreading you?

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i would also be weary of any laundromat/dry cleaners, and nail places.

[Howard Beale]

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Howard, By-Tor, did you ever get any really hot asian girls to toss your salad? If so how did it happen, and did she seem to like it?

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Yes. She did it all by herself. Apparently it was her specialty.

[Howard Beale]

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For the love of God, did you have to share that with us? [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Here's something to take the image out of your mind:



I've tried a different image. Hopefully this one works better for you although the first showed fine for me.

[katyseagull]

I'm not seeing anything but a little red X.

And yes, please, take that image out of my mind. I was really enjoying your thread up until that point [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[Howard Beale]

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Becareful eating in Asian resterants, chances are alot of these people are in the same boat.

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Are you suggesting that the workers in my favorite Asian restaurants are indentured slaves? Is this actually true or am I misreading you?

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i would also be weary of any laundromat/dry cleaners, and nail places.

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Don't forget all the Asian slaves dealing poker in LA!