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paging durkahdurkah, paging durkahdurkah... [/ QUOTE ] wtf do you want oh, this thread, right right [ QUOTE ] Any Islamic scholars want to lay some sweet facts on me in the next 20 minutes? [/ QUOTE ] Allah is God and Mohammed is his prophet. Baka shurpa I could give you a decent lesson about Comparitive religions (went to a Catholic school and they were high and mighty on this [censored] for Gen Ed), but if you seriously have like 20 minutes, I think you're kind of screwed. Read this and plagarize something from it if you have essay questions. Maybe you'll get a few points. http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...18/ai_18627300 (BTW, in case anyone is curious, I'm clearly not Muslim, I just play one on teh Interwebs) |
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5 times a day FACING MECCA
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Oh man, if ever there was an opportunity to write pure comedy on a final, this is it. Accept the failing grade, write a pure BS (but funny as hell) exam, and then post it online.
Beat: You fail the class Brag: Class doesn't matter Variance: Your final exam becomes folklore at your school... |
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Go to ask the imam!! This site should have the answer to all your questions, including such pressing matters as:
-the exact length of the stick you are allowed to beat your wife with -what types of music are permissable (none) -how to protect yourself from evil djinn that live in toilets -whether or not all infidels must die (they must) http://islam.tc/ask-imam/index.php Because allah knows best... |
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Oh man, if ever there was an opportunity to write pure comedy on a final, this is it. Accept the failing grade, write a pure BS (but funny as hell) exam, and then post it online. Beat: You fail the class Brag: Class doesn't matter Variance: Your final exam becomes folklore at your school... [/ QUOTE ] i think this is correct |
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[ QUOTE ] Oh man, if ever there was an opportunity to write pure comedy on a final, this is it. Accept the failing grade, write a pure BS (but funny as hell) exam, and then post it online. Beat: You fail the class Brag: Class doesn't matter Variance: Your final exam becomes folklore at your school... [/ QUOTE ] this is correct [/ QUOTE ] |
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