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4 of a Kind..... ACES..... LOL VIDEO POKER.
K, so I was having a tough go at the $60 shove and goes, and tilt-cashed-out most of my roll, and to build it back up, casino whoring looked fun.
For the average casino, you deposit say $100 to get a $100 match bonus, and play blackjack generally, where there is an EV of around $87. Anyways, I deposit $100 onto omnicasino for a $100 bonus, but soon find out that blackjack does not clear your bonus! So I have to wager $3000 on a more negative EV game, with higher variance. Enter video poker. I won 30 from BJ, so start at $230. After like 300 hands(1 hour of play), I am already at 100. I go to roulette, find I can bet maximum of 50, bet red, win, I'm back to $150. I lose 20 more in like 5 minutes, go to bed. Wake up, go to roulette table, I can bet $100 this time, I lose the first spin(bet red), I'm at $33. Bet 33 on red, double up, at 66, double again, at 132, bet 100 on red, lose, I'm at 33 again, double up twice again(betting red entire time),back to 130 or so again, then finally win with red on the third try, am at about 230. About 30 minutes later, I freefall to about 160, and am [censored] pissed with video poker(I am playing jacks or better). I still need like 1000 dollars wagered to clear this thing, and have already spent like 7 hours playing. I look around, and find video poker DOUBLE BONUS !! Then this happens soon after: 4 of a Kind ACES |
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Re: 4 of a Kind..... ACES..... LOL VIDEO POKER.
lol bet $5 per hand next time.
i'm glad i dont have to casinowhore anymore |
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Re: 4 of a Kind..... ACES..... LOL VIDEO POKER.
learn to write. u suck diks
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Re: 4 of a Kind..... ACES..... LOL VIDEO POKER.
Beat: You minwagered and could have won $800
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