Impress Your Friends - Hire A Playmate

[MrMon]

This is just too good to pass up for all you ballers. Check out this celebrity price list for you next party. Hire a Playmate for as little as $1000 + expenses.

Perez Hilton Celebrity Price List

Of course, this wouldn't be complete without pictures, so here's who you can hire:

Celebs For Hire (NSFW)

Now that you know where to hire them, I want to see some trip reports.

[Colonel Kataffy]

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enn from FSU Cowgirls, Maxim and Playboy!

Only $600. plus expenses. 2 other ladies available if needed.

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this is a bargain.

[neuroman]

Would you trust this guy?

[Colonel Kataffy]

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Would you trust this guy?



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Yes, but not as much as Apollo Creed.