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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
What's wrong with just being decent and honest? E.g.
I'm sorry, I'm not into this, it's over. |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
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[ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] are you suggesting he start playing professional football? thats a good idea, it would probably leave him little time to spend with the gf considering how many hours they have to practice and stuff. [/ QUOTE ] actually I think he was referring to becoming black you know, like the reverse micheal jackson |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Just become repulsive to her. Figure out why she's attracted to you in the first place, and then act the opposite of that. Its so simple!
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
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Pee on her when she's sleeping. Then apologize and say you were sleepwalking She'll probably be confused and scared, but still date you. Continue doing it until she breaks up. [/ QUOTE ] I like this a lot. I think Ill take a similar line if this girl gets convinced we are dating. Instead of pushing the line with urinating on her in her sleep, Ill just request things that I wouldnt ever ask for if I cared to stay in the relationship. Either she decides enough is enough, or Im getting head while 6 tabling or watching the bears game. |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
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I like this a lot. I think Ill take a similar line if this girl gets convinced we are dating. Instead of pushing the line with urinating on her in her sleep, Ill just request things that I wouldnt ever ask for if I cared to stay in the relationship. Either she decides enough is enough, or Im getting head while dropping the kids off. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
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What's wrong with just being decent and honest? E.g. I'm sorry, I'm not into this, it's over. [/ QUOTE ] But that would be mature. |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
"Its over"
"I'm not convinced" "what do you mean you're not convinced? I said its over, so its over!" "No, that doesnt cut it. Ending a relationship is like firing a missile in a submarine. Both people have to turn their keys!" "..." |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
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[ QUOTE ] I like this a lot. I think Ill take a similar line if this girl gets convinced we are dating. Instead of pushing the line with urinating on her in her sleep, Ill just request things that I wouldnt ever ask for if I cared to stay in the relationship. Either she decides enough is enough, or Im getting head while dropping the kids off. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] wow how did I not think of this... it might take a while to work up to this one. Ill have to do some studying. **boomshakalaka orders http://www.amazon.com/American-Pimp-Denn...TF8&s=dvd** |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Begin with...It's not you...
. . . blah, blah... . . . end with...we could still be friends... worked when I was fifteen |
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Uhh try knocking her unconscious with a baseball bat, dragging her up to the bath tub, slicing her into pieces, and toss her over bridge. Worked for me.
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