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View Poll Results: Should I add a Graphical User Interface to FPHG? | |||
Yes | 16 | 34.78% | |
No | 16 | 34.78% | |
Don't care | 14 | 30.43% | |
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#391
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
i just keep losing. it [censored] sucks. every [censored] time. I [censored] lose. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] fuckshit fuckshitshitfuck
Full Tilt Poker Limit Holdem Ring game Limit: $1/$2 6 players Converter Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, 4 folds, BB calls. Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 2 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, Hero calls. Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4.25BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls. River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (8.25BB, 2 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, Hero calls. Results: Final pot: 12.25BB BB showed Qc Jh Hero mucks Kd Kh |
#392
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
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[ QUOTE ] Well the relative time difference between me and you guys just changed by 2hrs. I used to have a 1.5hr difference between me and Florida and it is now 3.5hrs. I put my clocks forward an hour on Sunday....so 6am just become 7am. Why do I mention this time? cos my 2 youngins have been getting me out of bed at 6am. Ugh...I plan on this being 7am thanks to daylight savings. Will I win or will they adjust and take that hour back that I so desparately want? [/ QUOTE ] Keep'em up all night. Weird the .5 hour difference. Also wild you move forward while we go back... that's like you're on the other side of the damn world. [/ QUOTE ] yes, the reason we go back and you guys go forward is exactly because we are on different parts of the globe. Ive got a hot n dry summer to look forward to whereas your in for a cold n chilly xmas I presume. oh and I think Ill like it the timeshift....since my prime playing time just moved a 2 hours closer to that sweet time between when all the American boozers have gotten drunk enough to play like tards but not so drunk that they slip, fall and disconnect their internet. I wonder if my win rate will improve yo. KO, try the $1.50 + 25c 18 man turbos at stars and learn how to be a pushfold bot. Thats were Ive been donking it around whilst on da piss. |
#393
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
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KO, try the $1.50 + 25c 18 man turbos at stars and learn how to be a pushfold bot. Thats were Ive been donking it around whilst on da piss. [/ QUOTE ] Dear god those things are sweet my freind is making like 8/hr just playing 10 of thos continuous. I've watched and the retardation is incredible. Since it's only a BB the risk is so minimal you don't feel as bad when K4 beats your AK. |
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
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[ QUOTE ] KO, try the $1.50 + 25c 18 man turbos at stars and learn how to be a pushfold bot. Thats were Ive been donking it around whilst on da piss. [/ QUOTE ] Dear god those things are sweet my freind is making like 8/hr just playing 10 of thos continuous. I've watched and the retardation is incredible. Since it's only a BB the risk is so minimal you don't feel as bad when K4 beats your AK. [/ QUOTE ] Zactly but you still gotta win the races when you get to the pushfold stage. Is this a standard berate after getting busted to BS hands whilst drunkern donkamenting? Me: nh (if they dont say ty I say "what! no ty?") Tard: ty Me: TURN ON YOUR SARCASM DETECTOR YOU TARD Apparently its not that bad....I still have chat [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
#395
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
Yeah I've seen much worse. Though my favorite is saying "I win" right after they say "GG"
I leave the info box up in SnG's cause I play to many to chat and I say awful things when I get sucked out on. But not as bad as my freind he got a 6 month ban for something involving a guys mother. |
#396
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
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[ QUOTE ] KO, try the $1.50 + 25c 18 man turbos at stars and learn how to be a pushfold bot. Thats were Ive been donking it around whilst on da piss. [/ QUOTE ] Dear god those things are sweet my freind is making like 8/hr just playing 10 of thos continuous. I've watched and the retardation is incredible. Since it's only a BB the risk is so minimal you don't feel as bad when K4 beats your AK. [/ QUOTE ] Don't have money at Stars atm, but maybe I'll send some over... working off bonii at FT and one at TruePoker, too. TruePoker has a $3 tourney that is usually pretty soft, when I have the time and patience to deal with the software. I've been single tabling just cuz I've been doing things like watching football, and in between tournaments decorating my house for Halloween. |
#397
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
I generally say nh when I'm pissed at what I just got drawn out by. I keep telling myself, be nice to the fish, but sometimes I just picture myself reaching through the monitor and throttling them.
Common you have to admit the visual of a hand reaching out of a monitor grabbing the guy by the back of the neck and smashing his head into the keyboard is slightly amusing. hmmm. But I digress... |
#398
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
yeah Bilge I like it. Perhaps you should find a suitable image for that, imageshack it and have the link ready to paste into chatbox. Precanned insults are so awesome [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Anywho, when I say nh I rarely ever mean it but of course when ppl say it to me they are genuine of course. Ive got 2 forms of nh 1. nh = standard, mildly mocking with a touch of sarcarsm 2. nhw = nh wanker for when the suckout was of the supertard variety **disclaimer: I pretty much save my berations for when Im donkaments and sngs. Im well behaved during cash games (2+2 games excluded of course). |
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
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I can only water my lawn on 3 days a week (dictated by whether my house number is odd or even) [/ QUOTE ] Are you allowed to take a leak on your lawn (given you didn't drink any water that is!)??? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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Re: When In Doubt, Donk It! (NC Thread)
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[ QUOTE ] I can only water my lawn on 3 days a week (dictated by whether my house number is odd or even) [/ QUOTE ] Are you allowed to take a leak on your lawn (given you didn't drink any water that is!)??? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Can I take a leak on your lawn? |
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