freerolls are rigged

[tom10167]

Since everyone is an idiot I like to joke around with them(against them} and make note of responses.

Like when a paired ace comes on the river that puts a flush possibility out at a $1-$2NL game I'll say something like "That's an online flop!"
Then the whole table in unison roars "OMGZ SO TRUE" and I kill them all.

True story though: Quads five times in 45 minutes, twice aces, once eights.