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Old 06-23-2006, 11:48 AM
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If they are both asking you out then there is no need for pretense about the relationship... make every effort to bang both at the same time. If you get only 1 then hit&run. If she later complains tell her "I just wanted to know if you spit or swallowed and I thought it was rude to ask in our first conversation. You also now know how I feel about marriage."

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Old 06-23-2006, 12:15 PM
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hit it and quit it
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:45 PM
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How is this thread worthwhile without pics? How could the OP not possibly have asked to cameraphone up a pic of the 'desperate housewives in a grocery store at midnight?' Why does the OP use *? Does the OP truly have game, or do the girls need a random boy toy to buy them drinks?

These questions burn in my mind...

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Old 06-23-2006, 12:47 PM
Dan BRIGHT Dan BRIGHT is offline
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OP:

If they are both asking you out then there is no need for pretense about the relationship... make every effort to bang both at the same time. If you get only 1 then hit&run. If she later complains tell her "I just wanted to know if you spit or swallowed and I thought it was rude to ask in our first conversation. You also now know how I feel about marriage."

~FishNChips

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How is asking for another persons opinion on marraige that rude? Its an uncommon question, sure, but rude? Youre stretching it.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:59 PM
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How is this thread worthwhile without pics? How could the OP not possibly have asked to cameraphone up a pic of the 'desperate housewives in a grocery store at midnight?'

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Didn't have my phone on me, it was midnight and raining. They were lucky I was wearing pants. Plus it'd be a cell phone picture with [censored] resolution and we couldn't see her ta-tas and face at the same time clearly, which is what we'd need to comment.


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Why does the OP use *?

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names changed to protect the innocent, namely, me.

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Does the OP truly have game, or do the girls need a random boy toy to buy them drinks?

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Some would say yes, I really don't think of it as game, it's more a combination of not really caring + being reasonably smart and funny. Although, your first and second questions are not necessarily mutually exclusive. They could have gone in there looking for any guy with a dick and a pulse to take them out and get them drunk, who knows.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:48 PM
Wes Mantooth Wes Mantooth is offline
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MDBFan,

Ballston Harris Teeter always has hot women...

to answer your question...
marrage should not be included in any introduction like this, these girls did not get the memo.
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:53 PM
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Why did you not bang them that night?
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Old 06-23-2006, 01:56 PM
Wes Mantooth Wes Mantooth is offline
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Ballston is one of the most bizarre places I've ever been. Was there for the St Pattie's Day festival a couple years ago. Soooo awkward.


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awkward?? how so??
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:25 AM
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have you banged them yet?
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:32 AM
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WTF, I make midnight runs to that Harris Teeter on Lee Hwy all the time and no skanks ever hit on me.
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