High Stakes Poker thread (11/19 - 500K buyin pt 3 - Spoilers on alert)

[Illogistix]

Dudes! Guy is a circus performer from Montreal. He used to work on St. Catherine street doing weird things to his body, wearing crotch-hugging spandex and face paint. He's just a happy go-lucky poutine eater! He's not a poker pro. He's a billionaire having fun. Basically, he is the perfect poker player to have at your table. Why would anyone bash him? God bless Guy Laluckbox!

Also, he may or may not encourage shroom-eating at his Vegas shows.