I Decided to Pee

[john voight]

I was in there, I was hit with a revelation. My friends it was the clearest thing this mind has ever experienced. I looked at the white tiles, the white glazed Vitreous China bowl, the metal handle thing, the green polycarbonate stall wall, and I say to myself "this is it". Like a rabbit amidst the Autumn leaves, my body had sprung from its everlong slumber.

I grabed my penis with great might and point up in the air. It was beautiful I tell you, golden liquid like that of the Gods spraying all over the seat, handle, wall and floor. My eyes, gleaming with a maddening satisfaction. A crazed laugh like that of a madman. My hands firmly grasped and squeezing so hard that the flow could only be preserved through my determination. "Push, John, Push. Until your bladder deflates like a punctured balloon".

And alas, the show had come to an end. This stall was blessed with my bodily liquids. I had walked into the bathroom like every man before me; simple and humble. But I exited moments later like only a spawn of the mightifull Zeus could. I tell you a foot was yard, and a yard was a mile. I stood, like a tower, with confidence like never before.

Two titans clashed, and the stall became no more.