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Brag........ OH WAIT
Ok I almost forgot.
Brag: last saturday, Friends 26th B-day, and another friends 25 B-day. Calls for 1 biggggg partayy. Brag: Got wasted, but had the best time ever, and blew some steam at the casino. Beat: Got sick the next morning, and still sick. Beat/Variance: I didnt only blow steam at casino I blew steam after I [censored] a fat chick. Now its like the town joke. And probably why I am sick. My Friend: Hey you hear about Nick? Rando: No. My Friend: He had sex with Melissa. Rando: Oh no way, the hot one right? My Friend: Actually the one whos 200 pounds, and has a face that looks like a dog [censored] on it. Rando: *Throws Up*. Sorry no Pics, camera didnt have the Super Zoom Out option. Thats my story, I am hiding in a hole now. |
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