The Worst Strategy You've Overheard at a Table

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Not really strategy overheard since donkey dissappeared after this hand without explaining.

MGM 2 nites ago 1-2NL donk has ~400, BB(good lag) has him covered. On the deal I saw a card that was deealt too high...informed the dealer...dealer gathers cards since a misdeal.
BB flips AJs face up back to dealer moaning that it was his strongest hand in hour and intended to farm the table with it. We all had a good laugh and dealer put out the next hand.
I mentioned to BB that prob he has 7-2o this time, but he loudly announces that I was close and that he had 7-4o. The entire table was listening.
6 limpers to the flop...it comes 774 and table erupts in laughter and BB is pissed because no way he gets paid here.

BB checks...EP open folds,couple other checks then CO bets out $15 and table erupts in laughter again...I thought CO/donk was doing this just as joke, but BB called and started to pay attention. Turn was 3rd club the 10...BB checks...donkey plays with his chips a few secs then fires $65 !!.

Of course BB calls...I'm thinking superdonk might have 10 10. River was ace...BB checks again....after 30 secs donk announces he's all in for like $300. No easy decision for BB but he makes the call and breaths a sigh of relief when uberdonk flips up A5c.

After laughter subsided we noticed donks seat was already empty...he disappeared.

Was good table.