Party . . . girl . . . laptop died and rose again

[udbrky]

Had a party this weekend in our new townhome. We got two kegs.

Beat: Left my laptop in the garage for tunes during beer pong.

Brag: had sexy time with a girl I'm madly in love with.

Variance: Beer got spilled on my laptop, wouldn't work for the last 24 hours.

Brag/Variance 2: Turned on my laptop and works again!

Beat 2: She yacked in my bed afterwards from too much hairy buffalo.