How to carry (lots of) cash?

[MrBananagrabber]

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I am constantly amazed at the frequency with which people feel the need to come on here and ask how to carry money. Makes me wonder how some people get themselves dressed in the morning.

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Is it more amazing that we post such questions or that you troll the threads? If this is such an easy question, why don't you suggest a smart way for someone to carry two thousand dollars in small bills to work and then to a card room?