jokes you've made IRL that flopped

[otnemem]

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A new player on my hockey team and I are chatting about basic stuff

Me: So what do you do?
Him: I'm in risk management at a large tech company
Me: ahh, so why don't you read the book and teach ME about risk management!
Him: Huh?
Me: You obv don't appreciate the mentor/protege relationship
otnemem: Sorry I must be missing something
Me: Nevermind

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