Challenge: MSPaint a LAGtards Convention

[Alex Scott]

I was recently arguing with some micro-stakes noobs, and I was saying that with top two pair on the turn on a draw heavy board in a loose $0.25/$0.50 6-max game, they should usually raise rather than flat call a bet... anyway, the exact details are irrelevant.

One of their responses was 'Oh my god, have I just walked into the annual LAGtards convention?'.

Anyway, this got me thinking about what a LAGtards convention would actually look like. BBV4L is clearly the source for world-class MSPaint images, so I'm challenging you guys to draw it.

For some reason, I see Dario Minieri and Gus Hansen presenting to a room full of young Doyle Brunsons - but use your imagination.

Best pic wins 10 points and the respect of their peers. Go!