omg i can find out how much ive [censored] up my liver

[john kane]

5 years ago: got shitfaced at least 1 in every 3 days travelling. did same for rest of year

4 years ago till recently: university. constant binge. so many days a week would go out and get shitfaced.

i read in todays metro (free uk paper) that some doctor guy has come up with a livercheck from your own home.

brag: no need to move to get test done
beat: costs £99 ($200)
variance: probs will find out i have less than a week to live.

i am not at all related to this website, nor saying its the cheapest way (maybe can go to hospital for free i dunno) but here it is if interested http://www.homeinonhealth.com/catego...cPath=3_43#203

im going to order this. any of my drinking friends who do not get results indicating dangerously "high levels of these enzymes in the blood can be an important indicator of liver damage" then i will get them to down vodka and repeat test till they are. if im going to die due to binge drinking, im bringing the rest of my binge drinking friends down with me. live by the booze, die by the booze.