[x]i specialize in winning allins

SkeetyMcdoogle · #1 10-26-2007, 03:04 PM

[x]micro limites
[x]couch change
[x]op sucks at cards
[x]tilt induced spite calls
[x]nl50 is the blackhole of poker
[x]SCHOOLS OUT, YES

[x]beat
[x]beat
[x]beat
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($14.25)
Hero ($96.05)
Button ($72.05)
SB ($7.15)
BB ($73.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, Button raises to $7.5, 2 folds, Hero raises to $25, Button calls $17.50.

Flop: ($50.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $25, Button raises to $47.05, Hero calls $22.05.

Turn: ($144.85) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($144.85) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $144.85

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and sixes).
Button has Kc Ks (full house, kings full of sixes).
Outcome: Button wins $144.85. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($31.20)
UTG ($67.10)
MP ($74.80)
Hero ($82.15)
SB ($49.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $7, 1 fold, Hero calls $5.

Flop: ($14.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $10, Hero raises to $75.15, SB calls $32.50 (All-In).

Turn: ($99.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($99.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $99.50

Results in white below: 
SB has Qd As (one pair, aces).
Hero has 9h 8h (one pair, nines).
Outcome: SB wins $99.50. Hero wins $32.65. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($78.35)
Button ($92.05)
SB ($194.55)
Hero ($113.25)
UTG ($49.25)
MP ($64.25)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $2, 1 fold, SB calls $1.75, Hero raises to $8.5, CO folds, SB calls $6.50.

Flop: ($19) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $5, Hero raises to $28, SB raises to $51, Hero raises to $104.75, SB calls $53.75.

Turn: ($228.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($228.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $228.50

Results in white below: 
SB has 8d 9h (full house, eights full of nines).
Hero has Kh Ks (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: SB wins $228.50. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($66.90)
SB ($50.45)
Hero ($76.05)
UTG ($44)
MP ($151.25)
CO ($67.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $2, 1 fold, SB calls $1.75, Hero raises to $9, UTG folds, CO calls $7, SB folds.

Flop: ($20.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $19, CO calls $19.

Turn: ($58.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $48.05 (All-In), CO calls $39.85 (All-In).

River: ($138.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $138.20

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ah Kc (one pair, kings).
CO has 8d 7d (flush, king high).
Outcome: CO wins $138.20. Hero wins $8.20. 

this one was just funny, wrong time to tilt i guess

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($52)
SB ($19.15)
BB ($50)
Hero ($48.75)
MP ($80.35)
CO ($86.20)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $2, MP raises to $6, 4 folds, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($12.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $5, Hero calls $5.

Turn: ($22.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $10, Hero raises to $37.75, MP calls $27.75.

River: ($98.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $98.25

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9h 9d (two pair, queens and nines).
MP has Qd Qh (four of a kind, queens).
Outcome: MP wins $98.25. 

this one is played badly but who gives a [censored]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($10)
MP ($63.75)
CO ($116.25)
Button ($75.60)
SB ($18.70)
Hero ($49.75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Button calls $0.50, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($1.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.5, Button raises to $3, SB raises to $4.5, Hero calls $3, Button calls $1.50.

Turn: ($15) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets $13.7 (All-In), Hero calls $13.70, Button raises to $27.4, Hero raises to $44.75, Button calls $17.35.

River: ($56.10) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $118.20

Results in white below: 
SB has Ad Jh (two pair, aces and nines).
Hero has 5d 5h (full house, fives full of nines).
Button has 9c As (full house, nines full of aces).
Outcome: Button wins $118.20. 

then the little pots start to add up

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($38.25)
UTG ($29.25)
Hero ($70.05)
Button ($50.55)
SB ($9.85)

Preflop: Hero is MP with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero raises to $12, BB raises to $36.25, Hero calls $24.25.

Turn: ($76.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($76.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $76.75

Results in white below: 
BB has Kc 5c (two pair, kings and fives).
Hero has Jh As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $76.75. 

pAIR IT ONE TIME DEALER

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($97.55)
SB ($56.40)
BB ($23.85)
UTG ($45.75)
MP ($84.45)
CO ($12.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.5, SB calls $2.25, BB calls $2, UTG calls $2.

Flop: ($10) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $8, SB folds, BB folds, UTG raises to $19.5, Hero raises to $95.05, UTG calls $23.75 (All-In).

Turn: ($96.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($96.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $96.50

Results in white below: 
UTG has As Ts (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ks Kd (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins $96.50. Hero wins $51.80. 

god i hope he has king jack FECK

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($95.80)
MP ($85)
CO ($46.10)
Button ($52.20)
SB ($28.10)
BB ($49.05)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $2, MP raises to $7, 4 folds, Hero calls $5.

Flop: ($14.75) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $3.5, Hero calls $3.50.

Turn: ($21.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $12, MP raises to $25, Hero calls $13.

River: ($71.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $49.5 (All-In), Hero calls $49.50.

Final Pot: $170.75

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Kh (three of a kind, kings).
MP has Qd Qs (full house, queens full of kings).
Outcome: MP wins $170.75. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($50)
UTG ($10.70)
MP ($27.50)
CO ($45.85)
Button ($116.90)
SB ($50.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, Button calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero checks.

Flop: ($2.25) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Button bets $2, Hero calls $2, UTG folds, MP folds.

Turn: ($6.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $4, Hero raises to $12, Button calls $8.

River: ($30.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $15, Button raises to $72, Hero calls $20.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $101.25

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9d Td (flush, queen high).
Button has 6d Ad (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins $137.75. 

luckily i sucked out on some kids too or this would really suck