jokes you've made IRL that flopped

[neuroman]

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Last week I was at a happy hour with 12 other people, 8 of them girls and they were talking about the Michael Devlin kidnap/rape case in St. Louis. One of the girls commented that they had added a bunch of new rape charges and she was wondering how many and my reply was, "After a certain number of rapes don't they just quit counting them?" which was met by lots of silence by the girls.

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Ouch. And yeah, I have bombed too many jokes to count, I'm sure.

My favorite though is unfunny "your mom" jokes. I pretty much make these indiscriminately. 98% of the time they are terrible, and 2% of the time they are hilarious.