This could definitely go pear shaped.

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I'll keep it brief.

I met a Chinese girl back in Australia one night out, we got talking I wowed her with my Chinese, she was interested we went out another night, but didn't get to close the deal but hooked up. She left my city and went on a holiday around Australia after this and occasionally messages me on msn.

During the course of our conversations she told me in a not too subtle Chinese manner she is filthy rich, her dad owns a mine was the jist of it.

Fast forward 2 or 3 months later she calls me today to say she misses me and I should come to visit her, I'm fairly degenerate so I say ok and book a flight for two weeks time to stay two weeks.

Then she sends me a message just now after we've been talking on the net that says "when u come, could u help me bring something plz?" - so BBV am I going to be used as a drug mule or what? It seems strange to go from Australia to China for drugs but ehh it's all a bit strange, oh and she's offering to pay my accomodation and food and drinks while i'm over there with her.

So BBV what's the play, ring up tomorrow and cancel the ticket which I still haven't paid for or through myself in there for at worst a great story I can write from deathrow in China?