Beat: PPL WHO SHOVE RIVER TILT ME LIKE WTFFFF

yeotaJMU · #1 10-25-2007, 12:35 AM

WHAT THE [censored] PPL ALWAYS ARE SHOVING WHEN I HAVE LIKE THE [censored] SECOND NUTS AND [censored] AND THEY ALWAYS HAVE IT WTF LET ME GET OFF CHEAP FOR ONCE GOD DAMNIT TWO HANDS IN A ROW FUCKIDY DICK BALLS

Hand 1 NATURALLY RIVER WILL BE A KING [censored] ASS AND IM STILL GOOD ENOUGH TO FOLD IT BUT SERIOUSLY WHYYYYY WTFFF

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($3.24)
Hero ($9.55)
SB ($3.38)
BB ($2.50)
UTG ($6.88)
MP ($6.37)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls $0.02, CO calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.1, 2 folds, MP calls $0.08, CO calls $0.08.

Flop: ($0.33) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
MP checks, CO checks, Hero bets $0.25, MP calls $0.25, CO folds.

Turn: ($0.83) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $0.7, MP calls $0.70.

River: ($2.23) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $5.28, Hero folds.

Hand 2 [censored] YOU [censored] [censored]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($2.30)
Hero ($9.07)
SB ($4.98)
BB ($3.01)
UTG ($6.81)
MP ($6.74)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.02, MP raises to $0.04, CO calls $0.04, Hero calls $0.04, SB calls $0.03, BB calls $0.02, UTG calls $0.02.

Flop: ($0.24) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets $0.02, CO calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.22, SB folds, BB folds, UTG folds, MP raises to $0.62, CO folds, Hero calls $0.40.

Turn: ($1.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, Hero checks.

River: ($1.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP bets $6.08 (All-In), Hero calls $6.08.

Final Pot: $13.66

Results in white below: 
MP has Jh Jc (four of a kind, jacks).
Hero has As Qc (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: MP wins $13.66. 

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