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Old 10-24-2007, 06:50 PM
ScoobyDooo ScoobyDooo is offline
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Default Re: 5/10nl live skill level is to _______ online

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Here's the thing: online poker isn't real poker. It's like miniature golf compared to real golf: it has skills, but not the full range of skills. Which means all these guys talking about how good they are at mini-golf, when they have to play the whole game, get spanked. They especially embarrass themselves when they say they've played more hands of poker/rounds of golf than Doyle Brunson/Tiger Woods.

People play looser live because games are slower, because they aren't 10-tabling, so waiting for good cards is harder, sure, but also because everyone else is playing looser in real games, so playing loose yourself makes more sense, and, most importantly, because you have the ability to read your opponents. I know many online players suffer the delusion that they can read their opponents (some roulette players think they can tell which numbers are coming up), but what you can do online pales in comparison to the real thing.

Online poker is for anti-social or socially graceless stay-at-home geeks for whom a hand job from an average looking girl is a life-highlight. These are guys who think everyone smells bad and dresses poorly and is boring and weird (and all the other comments online players make about why they don't want to be around other humans). Don't be one of them. The map is not the territory; porn isn't sex; your monitor is not the world.

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god you're a [censored] moron.

just kill yourself right now. I don't care how you do it.

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yeah this is right actually. i think a lot of the better pros prefer to play online because its more convenient and they can achieve a much higher hourly rate which means they dont have put in quite as many hours at the table which means their overall quality of life can be much higher.

not sure though... [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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