Post an example of how you are a bad person.

[gusmahler]

[ QUOTE ]
Literally 5 minutes ago I walked over to the store to get some groceries and saw a girl changing her tire. I figured sweet, easy in, just help her out. Start to walk over and realize she was fat, so instead of helping just turned around and walked away.

[/ QUOTE ]
My first job at a retail store, we had a Holiday tradition where you draw a name from a hat and give a gift to that person.

I drew a fat chick. So I took a boxed cake mix from my house, put it in a brown paper bag, and put her name on it. It was anonymous, so I don't think she ever found out who did it. But she did start crying to the manager and left the cake mix in the back of the store. So naturally, I took the cake mix back home.