Call/Shove an odd River raise

[prayformojo]

Ugh.

Bet flop. Slowplaying flopped trips with garbage hands in the blinds: at best, you build no pot and win; at worst, you allow your opponents to get ahead.

River is a push and double fist pump all day. You are behind exactly AA, TT, T6, and A6. Given the preflop limp UTG, these hands are a minute fraction of his range.