I want to say I DO NOT CHEAT

[HighandDry]

Full Tilt Poker, $0.15/$0.30 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

MP: $60.75
CO: $56
BTN: $54.35
SB: $86
Hero (BB): $84.90
UTG: $49.15

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, SB calls $0.15, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.35</font>, SB calls $1.05

Flop: ($2.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $1.20</font>, Hero calls $1.20

Turn: ($5.10) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $5.10</font>, Hero calls $5.10

River: ($15.30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $9.30</font>, Hero calls $9.30

Results: $33.90 Pot ($1.65 Rake)
SB showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Eights) and LOST (-$16.95 NET)
Hero showed J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks) and WON $32.25 (+$15.30 NET)


Villain is mesmerized by this call and starts asking questions.

Villain: hmm
Villain: howd u know
Hero: sorry
Villain: i didnt realize it was you
Villain: if id known i probably wouldnt have done that
Villain: sheeeit
Villain: u call all the way
Villain: with the q q
Villain: out there
Villain: howd u know?
Villain: that was a ridiculous call
Hero: what was a ridiculous calle?
Hero: mine?
Villain: yes
Hero: i closed my eyes
Villain: howd u know i didnt have a q
Villain: for like all your chips
Villain: that good of read?
Villain: i was betting right into you
Villain: flop turn river
Villain: and u called the whole way with underpair