To the bird that [censored] on me today...

[En Passant]

, at the train stop. I just want to let you know that you did a very crappy thing. Next time you crap on a person, could you at least make sure your crap isn't goign to be orange and green. Thank you

P.S. I know who you are and will be back tomorrow with a piece of alka seltzer laced bread.