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Old 10-16-2007, 09:25 AM
Poofler Poofler is offline
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nice. I love reading the e-mails of people quitting big law firms and they just cc everyone and let it all out.


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Here's a site with some good ones.

OP, this is pretty tame compared to some I've seen. To make up for the lame resignation letter we demand you provide pics.

-Al

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yeah, i read that site daily.


here's one:

From: [REDACTED] Sent: Thursday, May 27, 2004 1:11 PM Subject: FW: Goodbye…

As many of you are aware, today is my last day at the firm. It is time for me to move on and I want you to know that I have accepted a position as “Trophy Husband”. This decision was quite easy and took little consideration. However, I am confident this new role represents a welcome change in my life and a step up from my current situation. While I have a high degree of personal respect for PHJW as a law firm, and I have made wonderful friendships during my time here, I am no longer comfortable working for a group largely populated by gossips, backstabbers and Napoleonic personalities. In fact, I dare say that I would rather be dressed up like a pinata and beaten than remain with this group any longer. I wish you continued success in your goals to turn vibrant, productive, dedicated associates into an aimless, shambling group of dry, lifeless husks.

May the smoke from any bridges I burn today be seen far and wide.

Respectfully submitted,

[SIGNED]

ps. Achilles absent, was Achilles still. (Homer)

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Now there is a terrific short and sweet "[censored] you" resignation. The letter in the OP is both poorly written and lacking in witty insults. It really is sort of a "wahhhhh".
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