Stupid But Somewhat Funny

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I was at a local legion hall on Sunday, and they had a small $50 freeze out going on. As i sit down this lday next to me who looks doable just had this blank stare on her face, and I know i was in for a show.

First hand of the tourny

Long story short......After all cards are out and they show, she says she has a full house and she says quote "I have 2 clubs and 3 Diamonds".......I was like WTF.....Even better she started to scream becasue she though all of us men were fuckn with her when we told her that the card suit doesnt count a full house.

Did someone say Donkament

then later on this is thre best part, i get in a hand with her. I have (Q 10) she has (Q,Q) the flop coms Q,2,10. I push, she calls and leaves and is yelling on the way out that she couldnt believe that my two pair beat her 3 of kind. Seriously she never came back. They awarded me the pot becasue she wasnt there to play here hand.


Does anyone else have encounters with these type of people.