How many kisses?

[KilgoreTrout]

This has no place in the office. The only part of my body I expect to have kissed at work is my tuchus, and that only figuratively.

This is also why I prefer to wear a beard. If the thought enters someone's mind like, "Hey, I think I'll smooch that fellow for hosting such a great meeting," they need only see the woodland creatures marauding through my whiskers to reconsider.