comedic value of Computer/Technical Help

[eviljeff]

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emergency: crying girlfriend
Changed Date on PC: Everything is F'd Up Now
I can't figure out how to upload pictures to 2+2 from my computer
MSN says things I didnt say
New PC? FTP Yellow Screen of Death - WTF? I Just upgraded
VPN exposed me to all the dangers on the internet?
"Press any key". Uh-oh
Looking for a TV/monitor...but somewhat baffled!
I can't find the internet!!!
grimmstarrr is busto!!!!!!!!!!
HELP! MY CD-ROM DRIVE DISAPPEARED WHEN I GOT COMCAST INTERNET