Ummm, yeah, so I forgot how to play poker.

[SNOWBALL]

MP is a good player
BB is a losing player, but plays somewhat well. If not for the rake, and his tilt, he might break even.

MP limps. I raise from the SB with black KK. BB calls.

Flop T95 2 hearts

I bet. BB raises. MP calls. I 3 bet, because I don't want a scare card to hit on the turn which takes away my CR from me. I want to jam, b/c I am OOP.

At this point, I am putting BB on a T, because he overdefends, and plays semi-passively after the flop, so a T is a good part of his range here. QJ is possible, as is a flushdraw with an overcard, but I feel like it's a T. W/E

BB calls my 3 bet. MP caps.
Now I am putting MP on a heart draw. It is also possible he has T9, but pretty damned unlikely he has a set, because he raises PF with TT, 99. He MIGHT have 55.

Turn is a cruel joke: the K of hearts giving me trips, and giving the world the hot end of a cooler. W/E. I bet!
BB folds. MP raises. Ummmmm, I don't know what happened in my brain at this point. I suspect aliens or Satan was involved, because I 3 bet. He just calls. Hooray?

River is a Q, so any J makes a straight. I bet. He raises. I turn my cards face up, and he seems unphased by my top set...