Brag: Fond childhood memory

[All-inMcLovin]

Once when I was in 1st grade I wondered what it would be like to take a dump in the urinal. One day, when no one was around I did it. It was pretty cool. Later that day, our teacher asked us all to stand up and she told us that this happened and that the custodian was going to have to clean it up. Some kid looked/acted mad guilty and I let him take the rap for it. I never got in trouble for it.

He got in really bad trouble for it too. He's probably a criminal now, and it's because of me.