beat: going to have to get to know new people

[john kane]

so depressed right now. job starts tomorrow (got like 3.5 hours till i need to go to bed).

i do enjoy having a good time with people, but getting to know new people sucks.

"so which university did you go to?"

"what did you do over the summer?"

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. so [censored] boring and laboured, i really don't want to speak to anyone in this job, i want to go in, do some [censored], and then get the [censored] out of there.

please post replies of what i should do. some options running through my brain now are:

- ignore everyone when they try to speak to them

- 'if you don't shut up, i will stab you to death'

- '[censored] off'

- 'i don't care about what your saying, please shut up and stop boring me'

- 'rot in hell'

- 'go [censored] yourself'

- 'really that's so interesting, i really can't wait to get to know you, seriously you are so interesting' (obv in most sarcastic voice possible)

- reply in robotic one tone voice

- reply in the most nerdiest, geekiest voice i can muster.

- 'really, that's interesting, by the way i think my dick would look good in your mouth' (to women obv)

need more options, please provide.