Official Party Regulars Thread

[ahnuld]

ahaha

I just got off the phone with visa, trying to get my credit limit raised.



"Whats your profession"
Self employed
"salary?"
"100k a year"
"Name of company?"
Uhhhh, its complicated.
"What kind of job is it"
Im a professional poker player
"Ok so what name do you file your taxes under?"
I dont file taxes, im a full time student
"uh well you said you were self employed"
Well the income is there I just dont have an official position.
"Ok, as a student the biggest increase we can offer you at this time is $500 to $2500."
Fine wtv.