Go ahead and move it to BBV

[raymond715]

I can’t wait.
I can’t wait to raise KK in MP 4xBB+1L and get four calls behind me. I can’t wait till that ace rag rag of any particular suit but mine flops. That will be neat.
I can’t wait to cold call a min raised pot with 66 on the button, flop a set when the board is flushing and get my stack in the middle. That will be cool, because rest assured the FlushMaster to my left will beat me to the pot and I already know what is coming. The board won’t be pairing, that’s for sure. Hey, look at that river, neato, your suit matches the two of three cards that came out on the flop. I hoped that would happen. It’s a good thing I hate money. Well, on the bright side of things, I earned some Shlamsky bux. I wonder what I’ll buy with my +EV move.
OOOOHHH you know what would be kewl? If I could drop 6 buy-is in 1 hour. Oh, wait I just did that. Good thing I practice bankroll management. Although, I’m sure in the many posts I’ve read here I was strongly advised not to jump to bigger games when I was tilting, but what do these guys know? I could be a pooh bah if I wanted to, it’s just beneath me. And I have a phobia about wells, anyway. Who the hell would want to hang out in a well talking to strangers on Tuesdays? Sounds creepy. Well, whatever, I can hang with these guys at NL $400 with my now 1100 dollar roll. They’re just a little more aggressive that’s all. I’ll just tighten up and wait for a hand. Oh sweet pocket jacks, no better time than now, raise it up! Whats that? One caller? I’m stackin this fool. Oh look an ace flopped, no sweat, this guys gotta give me credit for at least a big ace, I haven’t played a hand in over 3 minutes! No way he could have a bigger ace than I’m representing, this guys probly a reg who will lay down his ace rag on a dry board. I’m allin. Call? With ace 10? Donkey-fish. Eat me. Man, his screen name looks familiar, could swear I recognize it. Oh that’s right, you’re a regular in my 100nl game as well. You use table selection, proper bankroll management, and perhaps more importantly, follow tilting fish like me around who will stack off with next to nothing when they’re steaming. You are the player I wish I was.
I can’t wait to be you.