It is offical, I have no game with the ladies.

[KAknight]

So I played football in college, I got hurt and couldn't play anymore. I quit working out all together and all my muscle turned to fat. I kept eating and my weight balooned up to around 300lbs. I haven't had a date in a few YEARS because I was a fat, sad sack of [censored]. I started reading 2+2 and Dids inspired me to lose weight.

I made a New Year's resolution to get in shape and have been doing well. I've lost 4 and 1/2 inches off my waist and I'm starting to not be so fat anymore.

Tonight I go to a party an old friend is having. His girlfriend intoduces me to a cute single girl and I attempt to throw down my non-existant game.

Things are going pretty well at first. We are chatting it up when this happens.

ME: So I know (host of party) from way back. He and I actually went to elementary school together.
HER: Oh that's funny. When I was in middle school we used to meet sneak out and meet boys at that elementary school.
ME: That's so weird. I go up there to try and cruise for chicks hanging out at the swing set all the time. Ha ha.
HER: Uh....awesome...
*Akward silence*

WHAT THE [censored] IS WRONG WITH ME??? I think I was born without that filter that tells you what not to say to girls. Is there any hope for me BBB4L?