GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST

[Boredom]

Chorus:

HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HIS BR IS GONNA CLEAR A MIL,
AND HOPEFULLY WITH THE FUNDS HE'LL BUY SOME CLEARASIL

HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HE LIKES TO GO BACK ON FLIPS,
HOPEFULLY WITH THE FUNDS HE'll BUY SOME PROACTIV

HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HE SAYS HE'S GONNA STACK YOU LAMES,
HOPEFULLY HE'LL TAKE THE LOOT AND BUY SOME ACUTAINE...

BUT ON THE REAL, WE GOTTA JUST SAY "FACK YOU JAMES!",
WITH ENOUGH MADE UP STORIES TO FILL A THOUSAND AND TWO PAGES,
ENOUGH ANGLESHOTS TO MAKE MICHIO KAKU SAY "BUMBACLOT!"
"A DUMBER TWAT WOULD POSIT MORE THAN 26 DIMENSIONS,
UPON HEARING ALL THE PARADOXES THAT JAMES GRIMALDI MENTIONS"...

BE IT THE VANISHING SUITCASES, OR BANISHING HUGE WAGES,
OR DAMAGING REPUTATIONS ALL WHILE LANGUISHING ON VACATION,
LOSING ENOUGH LOOT TO FUND THE GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT OF A MINOR THIRD WORLD NATION...

THE KID'S AN ATTENTION WHORE,
IF HE FINALLY DID GO BUSTO THEN HIS LIKELY-PEDOPHILIA WOULD PROBABLY GET MENTIONED MORE,
ANYTHING TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF HIS RODENTIA-LIKE BEHAVIOR, AND THE STENCH FROM THE SORES (FOR WHICH HIS NEIGHBORS ONCE CALLED THE ASPCA, SUSPECTING HOARDING; GRIM NOW CONSIDERS THIS ORGANIZATION HIS BANE, THE FIVE-LETTER ACRONYM WHICH IS SURELY HIS MOST HATED, SURELY NOT THE UIGAE, HE LOVES THAT ONE).

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