Humorous but still insightful song lyrics

[cosimaninja]

you post what title says
I nominate the band the republic of loose's song "greedy".

some lyrics:
I got a small dick, thats the way god played me
Its not my fault bitch, your the one that made me
Come here itll make you sweat
Come here itll get you wet
Come here make you try and forget
That your soul aint been saved yet

Well Im greedy
Well im greedy
Well im greedy, im greedy, im greedy greedy greedy

Sometimes im [censored] you and i cant feel nuthin
And im like go get the [censored] outta bed go fix me a drink or sumtin
Make it something tall like a mutha [censored] kick ass giraffe
And go roll me a big ol joint and no you cant have half
and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I might [censored] you for approximately a minute and a half
and i bust my nut and laugh i tell ya hahaha sorry about that
sometimes i [censored] ya until your yawning
thats kinda rare though except maybe in the morning

Im greedy
Im greedy
Im greedy im greedy greedy greedy