Brag: I Hit a 1 Outer To Take This Smack Talker's Money

[vizer02]

Okay, here is the hand that sparked the conversation between myself and Certified Donk, which eventually led to me 1 outing him to stack him...

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
http://www.legopoker.com/hh

Hero (MP2): $100
CO: $158.65
BTN: $81.60
SB: $111.55
BB: $49.60
UTG: $84.60
UTG+1: $145.45
MP1: $65.30

Pre-Flop: 9h 9c dealt to Hero (MP2)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $3, MP1 folds, Hero calls $3, 4 folds

Flop: ($7.50) 9d Jc Jh (2 Players)
UTG+1 bets $4, Hero raises to $11, UTG+1 folds

And here is the chat that followed:

CertifiedDon1: i'll give you credit this time
CertifiedDon1: next time i'll just set you allin
CertifiedDon1: so beware
vizer02: wish u did
CertifiedDon1: no you dont
vizer02: uh ya i do
vizer02: like i'm scared of u hahaha
CertifiedDon1: with trip Js you shouldnt be
vizer02: keep folding like a little. b.tch
vizer02: why'd u fold then?
vizer02: b/c u had nothing? hahaha
CertifiedDon1: what did i tell you when i folded?
CertifiedDon1: and what are you laughing at?
CertifiedDon1: if i had nothing then you jumped the gun on the
raise and messed up your value
vizer02: u said i'm a little scared biotch who fold to one raise
CertifiedDon1: so technically i should be laughing if that were
the case
vizer02: doesn't matter if i had nothing as well lol
CertifiedDon1: you're a bad liar
vizer02: like i'd raise trip j's there haha
vizer02: zzzzzzz
vizer02: and then u talk sh.t....haha so funny
CertifiedDon1: whats funny?
vizer02: u
CertifiedDon1: a good player actually would raise that flop
CertifiedDon1: or just an overly excited donk
CertifiedDon1: zzzzz
CertifiedDon1: stop typing and play

So I decided the next made hand I flop against him I'm going to play really fast, and this hand comes up.

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
http://www.legopoker.com/hh

Hero (BB): $106.25
UTG: $152.25
UTG+1: $100
MP: $78.10
CO: $16.90
BTN: $139.45
SB: $102.55

Pre-Flop: 2h Qd dealt to Hero (BB)
4 folds, BTN calls $1, SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($3) 2s Qc Qs (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $1.50, SB folds, Hero raises to $10, BTN calls $8.50

Turn: ($23) Qh (2 Players)
Hero bets $23, BTN raises to $128.45 and is All-In, Hero calls $72.25 and is All-In

River: ($213.50) Tc (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $213.50 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 2h Qd (four of a kind, Queens) and WON $210.50 (+$104.25 NET)
BTN showed 2d Kd (a full house, Queens full of Twos) and LOST (-$106.25 NET)

And here was the chat afterwards:

CertifiedDon1: thats sick
vizer02: lmao
CertifiedDon1: laugh all you want
vizer02: nice play
CertifiedDon1: you need quads to stack me
vizer02: good call w/ deuces full haha
vizer02: nutter butters there
Dealer: CertifiedDon1 has timed out
vizer02: reload, lets do that again!!!
vizer02: no don't leave me
CertifiedDon1: anyway nice 1 outer, that was the only way you were getting my $ in there
vizer02: 1 outer?
vizer02: wtf are u talking about?
CertifiedDon1: you know what i'm talking about momo


Beat: He had me covered [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]