Identifying Player types: A grunch exercise

[Smurph64]

This only works if people grunch this. Don't look at the answers of others first. Answer only those that you use when describing opponents for hand discussions. Add any labels you use that are not listed here.

I am curious to see if we are all on the same page. Please define the following player type descriptions without relying on stats.

LAG
TAG
Calling Station
Loose
Passive
Tight
Aggressive
Maniac
Idiot
Tricky
Rock

Fake example:

Flushie:

Plays any two suited from anywhere for 1 bet and raises any flush draws he has on the flop. Calls down backdoor flush draws for any amount. Ocassionally bluff donks or bluff check/raises a 3 flush that he isn't on when he has a pair.