Ask me anything about being the rightful heir to America

[pergesu]

I'm a direct descendant of this dude, which makes me the rightful heir to America. Some might tell you that he didn't exist, or didn't make the voyage, but that's just injun propaganda so they can run casinos (though in fairness I like what they're doing so I'll let it continue).

Anyway, I haven't felt like exploiting my natural-given power to this point. But I'm kind of getting antsy.

Feel free to ask me any questions about my country that I so graciously let you live in.