1,000th post: Revealing my secret identity

[Warteen]

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1) What does he pay you
2) your site is ugly and not popular at all
3) what kind of stuff does he make you do

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1) I get 15 bucks an hour, a fine rate of pay. Hopefully he won't mind that I told; shouldn't be a problem since I knew about this before applying for the job, as did others.

2) This is not technically a question, but... I acknowledge that the layout is pretty basic (or "ugly" if you prefer); I don't have much fancy HTML knowledge and I've always leaned toward content. A few years ago, the site was getting 15k unique hits a year without me advertising, which I think is fairly respectable.

3) I take care of the upkeep in his house (before anyone asks, I am not the "butler" in his recent Vegas story, and was not present), book flights, make payments on things, do most of his shopping, do some data mining, and whatever other chore he might come up with. There will be jokes (comes with the territory), but none of it is of a sexual nature.