How Dom deflowered Chelsea Clinton

[Dominica]

About 14 years ago I was working in Minnesota as a counselor at a language camp. Chelsea went there every year and studied Spanish. At that time she was still in that awkward phase with braces- around 13 or 14, and as the President's daughter and going to a private school with all those wagging tounges in Washington, she hadn't been kissed, literally.

At camp it was different, though. The Secret Service had vetted all the campers and staff, right down to the cook and the laundry lady. They let their guard down. Chelsea wanted some space to be a kid. And the kids gave her some space and privacy at the direction of the camp. She was popular and had lots of female friends there but the boys were intimidated.

She pulled me aside one day and asked if she could talk to me about a personal issue. I said that's what counselors are there for. So she tells me she's embarrased to be inexperienced and that she can't ask her lesbian mom and she's too embarrassed to ask her dad, plus she's affraid he's gonna put the moves on her.

This camp was in the woods in northern minnesota. There was a small sauna with a key that was available for staff. I told her to meet me there at midnite and she did. I was affraid she might not show up. But she did and we spent four hours together. I was gentle when I took her virginity but that was after I showed her how to give head. I taught her how to swallow. Of course she was pretty bad at but she did get me off eventually.

It was a one time thing and I haven't talked to her since.

Note to the secret service in white, following: <font color="white"> this is parody, farce aimed at a poster, not at ms. clinton</font>