***SSNL LIFE THREAD [OCT]***

[KeanuReaver]

so i've decided im saving my money for 3 things: a new car, a new house, and paying kyra gracie to have sex with me

the question i have is how much will it take for kyra gracie to [censored] me? important variables: she is brasilian and brasil is one of the most sexually open nations in the world, she is a grappler and i did wrestle in high school as well as taking 3 years of bjj, she is a member of the gracie family which im sure has tons of money.