Girl situation whats my play?

[goofyballa]

So I've been getting back into the game lately and a few situations have arisen that I would like bbv to analyze.

The first involves a girl I met on a city bus (goofyballamobile brokenaments ldo). She seemed to be having a problem with a stain on her shirt on her left bosom. Since I usually carry clorox on me at all times I was able to clean the stain and rub the boobies at the same time. This is A++ game imo.

Now since she is clearly interested in me since I helped her with her stain I mentioned to her that my mom can also help her with redecoration because she is an interior decorator. I know people say that whipping it out here is proper game but I felt that I would resevere that for later that night.

So then this guy called bubba comes by. He is 350lbs and wears a red bandanna and black leather jacket with a heart and an arrow through it on the back. He slapped me in the face!!! SO when i cried she said awwwww wiped my nose. btw her name is dana. This means she likes me no?

So i asked for her number and she gave it to me. it starts with 1800 but i confronted her on it and she said that that was the way the numbers were now.

anyway i try to kiss her goodbye and she yells BUBBBBAAAAAAAA so i just leave and plan on calling her that night. she is just being playful.

when i call the number i ended up talking to ted haggard. v nice dude and i love jeebus too but this was [censored] too much so i eventually said [censored] you ted and hung up but not before asking for dana. he said he didnt know her but that a man called don would be givving free Bjs at his church that night if i gave the password on the way in. i wrote it down (goofyballas ldo) and kept this in mind.

anyway now i ended up stealing this girls phone just in case she did give me a fake number. GG me, good thinking etc.

so now i call her friends and pose as a guy who found her phone and get her address to "give it back to her" BOY will i be giving it to her but lets just hope she likes nice pokers playing goofyballas!

anyway i am in her room now and she is passed out. it seems there is a large man in the bathroom making loud moaning noises but i consider this to be irrelevant.

so she is passed out and i am on her computer by her bed. i need to think of a play here quick bbv.

what do i do? is there any chance of secks tonight? this girl clearly likes to be playful and give false insults to attract guys so we need to keep this in mind.

WHAT IT DO BBV?