Quite possibly the worst hand I've ever seen

[Popinjay]

PokerStars Game #12352433038: Tournament #62690577, $1100.00+$30.00 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/30 - 05:13:03 (ET)
Table '62690577 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: thepopinjay (1850 in chips)
Seat 2: SidKain (1150 in chips)
SidKain: posts small blind 15
thepopinjay: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to thepopinjay [8h Th]
SidKain: calls 15
thepopinjay: checks
*** FLOP *** [8d Ks As]
thepopinjay: bets 60
SidKain: calls 60
*** TURN *** [8d Ks As] [4c]
thepopinjay: bets 120
SidKain: calls 120
*** RIVER *** [8d Ks As 4c] [3d]
thepopinjay: checks
SidKain: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
thepopinjay: shows [8h Th] (a pair of Eights)
SidKain: shows [2d 5d] (a straight, Ace to Five)
SidKain collected 420 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 420 | Rake 0
Board [8d Ks As 4c 3d]
Seat 1: thepopinjay (big blind) showed [8h Th] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: SidKain (button) (small blind) showed [2d 5d] and won (420) with a straight, Ace to Five