SUPER-hot russian girl works down the hall from me...I have ZERO game

[ilovebadbeats]

...HELP!

This girl is so hot that I can't even look at her for more than 3 seconds or
I fall over b/c all the blood rushes out of my legs and my brain stops working, I lose the ability to speak and basically nut in my pants and fall over (and
lose consciousness shortly thereafter).

I mean she is that hot. I've been friends with some smoking girls before, but this girl is beyond all description of hottness.
She's got the looks, and wears the tightest sexiest clothes, and has an russian accent that is incredible.
Old guys with weak hearts are
in real danger of
looking at her and dropping dead right on the spot.
And she has this walk
that when you look at her strut her stuff if God took you right then and there,
you'd be a happy man and at peace with you life and your existence and purpose in this world.

As it turns out, I went to college with her and although we weren't friends there, we recognize each other and kinda halfheartedly say say "Hi"
to each other in the hallways on the rare instances we walk past each other
(but I have ZERO game - under normal circumstances - and b/c she is so
"on-fire" incredibly hot I have NEGATIVE game) - so I don't strike up a conversation,
ever
though she seems real friendly and is probably thinking - "Why doesn't he talk to me? Is he gay?"

But, like I said, the 3 second rule is in effect - 3 seconds into the conversation I'd nut in my pants and fall over...

I need help. I have to talk to her, try to ask her out, and if she says "no," at least
we can become "friends" on speaking terms, etc. and occasionally chat by the watercooler, etc.

Need help - someone with game help me!